NO HAIR CREW Body Hair Removal Cream For Men, 200ml

Must apply a very thick layer and leave on for 10 minutes for this to work for me. After showering may see some errant hairs, but these usually fall off.

So followed the instructions on quite a bit of my body in sections. Including face, danglies, butt, armpits,etc. Etc. Attached is a picture of the face after an 8 minute application as you can clearly see I now look like I’m trying to grow a beard while being plagued by mange. But ok moving on from that now to the nether regions applied liberally to the banana and plums and waited the 6-8 minutes recommended when I removed it I got approximately 1/15th of the bush so I thought to myself. Well maybe some regions might need a second application. So later I reapplied and it was at this moment I realized I f’d up. Upon contact with my juevos which now look like gollum from the lord of the rings head I immediately felt a sensation that I can only describe as chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🔥 as I feebly danced in a manner somewhere between a frog March and a hairy ballerina to my shower snagging the curtain on my way in and crashing to the ground. I then flailed blinded by pain until the shower turned on I then extricate myself from the shower curtain and commenced a position I have never seen performed outside of women in an adult video. I then got to enjoy clumps of hair raining down off of my best little buddy onto my face as I contemplated how low I had been brought at this new stage of my life now that new ball hair was replacing the bit of beard I had managed to get off my face. Butt (pun intended) wait there’s more apparently the rinse had caused some of the cream to run toward the backdoor resulting in what felt like the disney fourth of July fireworks display being conducted in my corn hole. As I teared up I realized I had to deal with one issue at a time I vigorously scrubbed the boys until they felt sweet relief and then staggered to my feet praying to any God that would listen for a reprieve. Grabbed the shower head switched to a solid stream and conducted an enema I had no intention of getting that day…..so in closing not a great experience didn’t remove the hair very well and now I need therapy. 10 out of 10 would not repeat

So after this package was delivered, I opened the Amazon box and this items box was already open, clearly came apart by itself.
So they used a flimsy box and packaging. I don’t really mind, though. That will not affect my review at all.

Then I tried using this stuff on my armpits, which I had shaven the day before this items arrival. Meaning I had like stubble growing there.
I was hoping maybe this kind of stuff would remove that stubble, down to the root. Nope. This stuff did not affect my armpit stubble at all.

So I’m like “okay. Maybe it just doesn’t work on that short of hair.”

So I wait a couple days for my facial hair to grow to annoying itchy length (like a quarter or half of an inch) just facial stubble, but way longer than just starting to grow back hair.

So I smear this stuff all over my facial hair, under my chin, my moustache, cheeks, etc.

I let it sit for about 10-12 minutes, (despite the box saying 4-8. Imagine that. Imagine if this stuff actually worked in 4-8 mins 🙄
I suggest waiting at least 20)

Then I tried to rinse the stuff off, see if hairs came off.

The stuff is hard to wash off, and no hairs were really ending up in the water.
I was kinda phssed. I felt hair on my face still and it didn’t seem to remove any.

So I start rubbing my face with my hand, scrubbing my face. Once I started doing that, my facial hairs started coming off and were on my fingertips.

So I took a shower after using this product, and had to scrub my face with one of those round shower poof things.

Even after all of this, there was still facial hair on my face in many places. I was less phssed off though, because at least it wasn’t completely ineffective. It actually did remove quite a bit of hair. It’s like those movie scenes where a cancer patient reaches up to their head of hair and they look at their hand and there’s some on it. It just kinda melted off with this stuff.

I just wish it was more effective. That it had removed all my facial hair. But it didn’t.

Especially not my mustache area. Lots of half an inch or so hair stubble there still. Ended ip having to shave in the shower still. I use soap on my face while shaving, and always in the shower, because shaving my face is usually very painful otherwise. Somehow doing it in the shower and with soap smeared on my face during, makes it pretty much painless.

I was hoping this product could be a new way to remove my annoying facial hair, but unfortunately it just seems like a waste of money.

Lo probé con las piernas y superó mis expectativas, me encantó y definitivamente paso la prueba, al principio estaba escéptico al respecto ya que tengo una piel sensible pero funcionó perfectamente.
10/10

It was amazing how it really worked and it doesn’t smells bad.
It took all my arms hairs in just one little cream. It really does what it’s mean to do.
10/10

This is the second time I have purchased this product. I am very pleased with how it removes the hair down there. There isn’t any issue with a lasting odor after applying this. The hardest thing is figuring out the amount of time the product stays on to properly remove your hair