XESSO Water-Based Creamy Lube, Unscented Gel

I bought it for me and my wife and she loves it, it won’t stain clothes, it’s easy to wash off and lasts a long time, no complaints so far .

I recently tried the XE SSO water-based creamy white lubricant and I thoroughly impressed with the quality of performance this product has quickly became a go to lubricant and here’s why because the texture and application the creamy white texture of the lubricant incredibly smooth and silky it glides on every effortlessly provides luxurious feel without being too greasy or sticky we all know that that’s important The performance of the lubricant delivers outstanding performance which provides long-lasting lubrication reducing friction and enhancing comfort whether you’re using it for intimate moments or with other purposes it consistently delivers satisfying experience without needing frequent reapplication. The only downfall to this product is that it smells kind of funny I don’t like the smell of it they need to redo the product with a fruity type of smell maybe. Overall I would recommend the product to webcam girls or anyone that you’re trying to impress with the looks of how something looks I think you understand what I mean we’re all adults.

One of the few reviews I’ve ever written on Amazon but this product is amazing. Combined with the Tantaly toy (as a male myself) feels the most like the “real thing” that I’ve ever come across. Especially when heated for 10-12s, this stuff is eerily similar to physiological lubricant. The ONLY issue with it is a bit of a funky smell but really not a big issue. I went back and purchased 32oz after an 8oz buy. Definitely worth it.

Lubrifiant très doux,un peu epais, crémeux, comme j’aime,et glissant comme je le voulais. La bouteille est de bon prix,et l’emballage à été minutieusement bien fait. La bouteille a un plastique sceller tout autour afin que le lubrifiant ne coule pas. Ensuite la bouteille est danss une petie boite D’Amazone. Alors aucun danger pour que la bouteille sois renverser a son arriver. Je vous recommande fortement ce super bon produit. Quand a moi je le recommanderai c’est certain. Et je couronne le tout avec une note de 10 sur 10 bien méritée.

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in.

Overall, I’d have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one’s fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me.

While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor…why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet…also not pineapples.

As far as appearance or resembling the “real thing”, I’d have to say it’s fairly passable, although I’d likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did.

It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it’s probably not a good idea to get it in anyone’s eye (she still hasn’t let me forget that one).

All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh…

It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can’t confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter).

Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money…ah, shot (triple sorry).

Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don’t wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

This stuff is great. So sexy and slippery and non sticky and no odor

Buena consistencia, y no se seca rápido